- You get a painful, annoying, messy, monthly friend.
- Males always attest moody behavior with the menstrual cycle.
- You are always expected to look good/pretty/hot/cute.
- Always have to freeze in winter because you have to wear revealing clothing.
- You have to wear painful shoes to look good.
- You have to dump a heapload of make-up on your face and deal with the acne that consequently appears.
- You have to get rid of all pimples on your body.
- You always have to take ages to get ready to go out. Since you always have to look good.
- You always have to put up with males complaining about you taking so long to get ready to go out.
- You are expected to get emotional.
- You are expected to complain a lot.
- There is always unequal gender treatment at home. i.e. There are always more restrictions at home from overprotective parents - "Where are you?! It's already 7pm!" and "Don't go out. It's late and you're going to get raped!"
- You are more likely to be a victim of rape.
- Tends to be hit on by seedy old men.
- Is required to spend a lot on many, many articles of clothing.
- Are always thought to be technologically inadept.
- Are always perceived to be weaker than males. In all aspects.
- You have to put up with bitching from every other female.
- Childbirth.
- Hurts more when you lose your virginity. (The fact that you actually lose something physical. Doesn't hurt for a guy!)
- Housewifery.
- You have to be kind, caring and sensitive.
- You can't sleep with too many guys. One who has fooled around with too many guys is considered a slut. Yet when guys have fooled around with many girls, they're a stud.
- Can't pee standing up. So we have to deal with crappy squat toilets when in Asia.
- Certain body parts get in the way.
- Always have to carry a handbag and it has to match your outfit.
- Are perceived to be naturally bad at driving and with directions.
- Must constantly update your look.
- Always have to deal with overprotective boyfriends.
- Always have to satisfy a guy's needs and wants.
Now I call upon all males to compile a similar list as to why it sucks to be a guy. But the one restriction is that your list cannot include anything from the above list for the opposite gender.
1 comment:
wow that's a lot of reasons =P
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