Tuesday, February 10, 2009

30 Reasons Why it Sucks to be a Girl

  1. You get a painful, annoying, messy, monthly friend.
  2. Males always attest moody behavior with the menstrual cycle.
  3. You are always expected to look good/pretty/hot/cute.
  4. Always have to freeze in winter because you have to wear revealing clothing.
  5. You have to wear painful shoes to look good.
  6. You have to dump a heapload of make-up on your face and deal with the acne that consequently appears.
  7. You have to get rid of all pimples on your body.
  8. You always have to take ages to get ready to go out. Since you always have to look good.
  9. You always have to put up with males complaining about you taking so long to get ready to go out.
  10. You are expected to get emotional.
  11. You are expected to complain a lot.
  12. There is always unequal gender treatment at home. i.e. There are always more restrictions at home from overprotective parents - "Where are you?! It's already 7pm!" and "Don't go out. It's late and you're going to get raped!"
  13. You are more likely to be a victim of rape.
  14. Tends to be hit on by seedy old men.
  15. Is required to spend a lot on many, many articles of clothing.
  16. Are always thought to be technologically inadept.
  17. Are always perceived to be weaker than males. In all aspects.
  18. You have to put up with bitching from every other female.
  19. Childbirth.
  20. Hurts more when you lose your virginity. (The fact that you actually lose something physical. Doesn't hurt for a guy!)
  21. Housewifery.
  22. You have to be kind, caring and sensitive.
  23. You can't sleep with too many guys. One who has fooled around with too many guys is considered a slut. Yet when guys have fooled around with many girls, they're a stud.
  24. Can't pee standing up. So we have to deal with crappy squat toilets when in Asia.
  25. Certain body parts get in the way.
  26. Always have to carry a handbag and it has to match your outfit.
  27. Are perceived to be naturally bad at driving and with directions.
  28. Must constantly update your look.
  29. Always have to deal with overprotective boyfriends.
  30. Always have to satisfy a guy's needs and wants.
Compiled by Yi and I.

Now I call upon all males to compile a similar list as to why it sucks to be a guy. But the one restriction is that your list cannot include anything from the above list for the opposite gender.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

wow that's a lot of reasons =P